singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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