Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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