Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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