I'm drive I can fine osifer
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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