on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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