we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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