wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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