my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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