Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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