Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Watching her eat just hurts me
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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