I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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