My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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