On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
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