I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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