Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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