I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
its not stalking. its research.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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