these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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