Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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