we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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