The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
You just made me feel so damn special
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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