I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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