Sponge bath it is.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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