as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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