You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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