I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
either way he was missing a nipple.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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