if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
one two three fourrrrnication!
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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