ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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