so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
You've changed since you got that strap on
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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