you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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