Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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