this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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