kristin has been a bad kristin
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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