We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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