i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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