i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
How's work?
Spinning.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
