All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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