Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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