nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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