shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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