She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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