I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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