Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
