So drunk, too bad you don't want this
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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