I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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