clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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