so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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