Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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