Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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