The brown eye won't let me do that either.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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