I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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