their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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