I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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