Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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