so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
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