More tranny stories later!
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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