Can i not drive my cunt home
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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