in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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